Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Help Japan, Fun Style.
Want to help our friends in Japan out? Here are some ways to do it that are budget friendly and cute!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Dear Scott Walker...
...you are pure suck.
Now that we (Wisconsin) will have all this money laying around, I have a few requests:
- Street signs, on every street. this city seriously lacks and unfortunately, I don't have a map of this state burned into my head. Therefore, street signs help.
- Salt when it snows. I can't tell you how shitty your state is at snow removal. I drive major roads on the way to work and the last time the sky sprinkled snow on us, I saw 5 accidents on one road and not a salt truck in sight. Lame and dangerous. I know when it's gonna snow. You should, too.
- Good shopping. Bring business in. We need a freakin' Container Store. Your population is underestimated. You have major corporations running out of your state, yet when I need stuff to make advertising for them, I have to order it online or go to Chicago. Then they reap the rewards and you don't. Bullshit.
- Cheaper energy. I have never paid more for general utilities than I have in your state, Mr. Walker.
- Change your stupid liquor law so I can buy a 6 pack after 9pm.
- Obviously, your attempt at making revenue with your slow-ass 50MPH speed limit on a major highway is a jerk move. Up that shit to at least 60. When you pull me over for doing 60 in a 50 on a highway, this is insulting as we both know I'm driving a safe highway speed and your just taking money from people.
- Bring in some culture. Since your cutting back on teachers and subsequently, schools, we MUST have some culture added to your town because we both know that any music and art programs in schools will be the first to go. There is nothing worse than a kid that isn't culturally aware. They turn into closed-minded adults just like you.
Get on this.
Now that we (Wisconsin) will have all this money laying around, I have a few requests:
- Street signs, on every street. this city seriously lacks and unfortunately, I don't have a map of this state burned into my head. Therefore, street signs help.
- Salt when it snows. I can't tell you how shitty your state is at snow removal. I drive major roads on the way to work and the last time the sky sprinkled snow on us, I saw 5 accidents on one road and not a salt truck in sight. Lame and dangerous. I know when it's gonna snow. You should, too.
- Good shopping. Bring business in. We need a freakin' Container Store. Your population is underestimated. You have major corporations running out of your state, yet when I need stuff to make advertising for them, I have to order it online or go to Chicago. Then they reap the rewards and you don't. Bullshit.
- Cheaper energy. I have never paid more for general utilities than I have in your state, Mr. Walker.
- Change your stupid liquor law so I can buy a 6 pack after 9pm.
- Obviously, your attempt at making revenue with your slow-ass 50MPH speed limit on a major highway is a jerk move. Up that shit to at least 60. When you pull me over for doing 60 in a 50 on a highway, this is insulting as we both know I'm driving a safe highway speed and your just taking money from people.
- Bring in some culture. Since your cutting back on teachers and subsequently, schools, we MUST have some culture added to your town because we both know that any music and art programs in schools will be the first to go. There is nothing worse than a kid that isn't culturally aware. They turn into closed-minded adults just like you.
Get on this.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Fight Art
from Just Seeds member Colin Matthes
from Just Seeds member Colin Matthes
from Just Seeds member Colin Matthes
from Freestyle member Michael Thompson
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Shit Show
http://www.livethesheendream.com/
This guy is koo-koo in the coco puffs.
Remember when he looked like this?
However, I've been sucked into this vortex. I can't stop watching this trainwreck, waiting for more quotables and hoping that he and this Lorre dude get into some sort of cage match. Also, those two bimbo's he calls "goddesses" are ridiculous and more sad than he is. All of you, get a life.
This guy is koo-koo in the coco puffs.
Remember when he looked like this?
However, I've been sucked into this vortex. I can't stop watching this trainwreck, waiting for more quotables and hoping that he and this Lorre dude get into some sort of cage match. Also, those two bimbo's he calls "goddesses" are ridiculous and more sad than he is. All of you, get a life.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Oh, Life.
I'm taking a moment to vent on my blog, because I can. You don't have to really care, or help or anything. I'm notorious for having to just get it out of me. I also preface this by saying that I don't want any of you one-uppers to try to make me feel better by comparing my shit to yours. I realize that everyone has their thing, but right now I don't care about yours. Sorry. Get yer own blargh.
Anyway, let's start with the fact that I did my taxes the other night and it made me want to move to a beautiful crevice under a rock. How in the hell can I owe almost $3000 federal and $2500 state taxes? I was gainfully employed and had taxes taken out all of last year. Is this for real? I've NEVER had this much to pay and I'm starting to wonder why I should pay it. I can't even get my freakin' street plowed yet I have to pay the state a tax? For what?
In the shadow of all this, I broke a tooth and now I look like a hillbilly. Thankfully, it's not in the front of my mouth but it's still noticeable when I smile. Does $5500 in taxes get me free dentistry? NOPE, because we live in America, where you pay and get nothing. So now I have to choose between a pretty smile and basically burning $5500. We all know that even with insurance, dentistry isn't usually covered completely so yeah, fuck you america.
Today my arm finally feels closer to normal after dealing with a herniated disk in my neck. I have had nothing but intense discomfort and pain for over a week. People think I'm crazy, but I bet if they had to deal with that kind of pain they'd cry like a baby. Nerve pain is intense. It's not a bruise, or a sore muscle. It's an electrical shooting pain that can bring you to your knees and usually comes with numbness and weakness. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy, it's THAT bad.
I wish I can go in there with a melon baller and just scoop the bad stuff out.
Also, who wants to be my sugar daddy?
Anyway, let's start with the fact that I did my taxes the other night and it made me want to move to a beautiful crevice under a rock. How in the hell can I owe almost $3000 federal and $2500 state taxes? I was gainfully employed and had taxes taken out all of last year. Is this for real? I've NEVER had this much to pay and I'm starting to wonder why I should pay it. I can't even get my freakin' street plowed yet I have to pay the state a tax? For what?
In the shadow of all this, I broke a tooth and now I look like a hillbilly. Thankfully, it's not in the front of my mouth but it's still noticeable when I smile. Does $5500 in taxes get me free dentistry? NOPE, because we live in America, where you pay and get nothing. So now I have to choose between a pretty smile and basically burning $5500. We all know that even with insurance, dentistry isn't usually covered completely so yeah, fuck you america.
Today my arm finally feels closer to normal after dealing with a herniated disk in my neck. I have had nothing but intense discomfort and pain for over a week. People think I'm crazy, but I bet if they had to deal with that kind of pain they'd cry like a baby. Nerve pain is intense. It's not a bruise, or a sore muscle. It's an electrical shooting pain that can bring you to your knees and usually comes with numbness and weakness. I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy, it's THAT bad.
I wish I can go in there with a melon baller and just scoop the bad stuff out.
Also, who wants to be my sugar daddy?
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Lil Miss Cassidy Katz von Squish
Meet my new pet...Lil Miss Cassidy Katz von Squish, or Miss Squish.
She is going to be taking over my house as of 8pm tonight, when I pick her up from her former owner. I'm not sure why he's getting rid of her, but I'm thankful that I can help and she won't ever need to see the inside of a shelter.
If you are reading this, you probably know that I am NOT a cat person. They are selfish, fun for a very limited amount of time, hurt when they make bread on your booby and generally don't give a crap about anything but killing things and lasers. However, I am a fan of furry, squishy things and animals in general, so I am sucking it up.
I have wanted a pet for a while and even though a dog would be my ideal, I know all-to-well that I'm not ready for such a big responsibility. I don't have a yard for running around, I'm not home all the time and have very little human support not that I live in Milwaukee. It wouldn't be fair to the dog, and like I said, cats don't care so this will be perfect for us both.
I hope she likes me.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
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