...you are pure suck.
Now that we (Wisconsin) will have all this money laying around, I have a few requests:
- Street signs, on every street. this city seriously lacks and unfortunately, I don't have a map of this state burned into my head. Therefore, street signs help.
- Salt when it snows. I can't tell you how shitty your state is at snow removal. I drive major roads on the way to work and the last time the sky sprinkled snow on us, I saw 5 accidents on one road and not a salt truck in sight. Lame and dangerous. I know when it's gonna snow. You should, too.
- Good shopping. Bring business in. We need a freakin' Container Store. Your population is underestimated. You have major corporations running out of your state, yet when I need stuff to make advertising for them, I have to order it online or go to Chicago. Then they reap the rewards and you don't. Bullshit.
- Cheaper energy. I have never paid more for general utilities than I have in your state, Mr. Walker.
- Change your stupid liquor law so I can buy a 6 pack after 9pm.
- Obviously, your attempt at making revenue with your slow-ass 50MPH speed limit on a major highway is a jerk move. Up that shit to at least 60. When you pull me over for doing 60 in a 50 on a highway, this is insulting as we both know I'm driving a safe highway speed and your just taking money from people.
- Bring in some culture. Since your cutting back on teachers and subsequently, schools, we MUST have some culture added to your town because we both know that any music and art programs in schools will be the first to go. There is nothing worse than a kid that isn't culturally aware. They turn into closed-minded adults just like you.
Get on this.
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